Friday, April 20, 2012

Stitching Zenith

Imagine if you will, a world in which the majority stitches, a world in which the majority goes a little crazy with anticipation over the next Loose Feathers release and a world in which everyone understands the stitchy language. There is never an idle remark about "string" or a question of, "what are you knitting?" when in fact you are stitching. Everyone knows how to stitch and it is a favorite pasttime of most adults. Now, for the pinnacle of my little daydream....stitching is such a treasured mind relaxer, that there is one of these on nearly every corner:



Can you imagine? You could walk into any Orts Bar, pull a chair up to the bar and start stitching. There would be no awkward moments because you don't know anyone. Everyone speaks the stitchy language and you could become fast friends with everyone stitching at the bar! You would find out what projects they were working on and they would inquire about yours. You could have stitch-alongs right at the Orts Bar! There are free-flowing lattes, cappuccinos, pepsi, water and whatever else your heart desires. You could come and stitch for an hour, a couple hours, visit once a week or every day! At the end of each shift, the orts would be collected and deposited into the giant tank that sits behind the bar. It would be one massive ort display, and stitcher's would sigh wistfully while gazing at the tank and say, "See that Kreinik #12 braid in the lower left corner? That's mine from two years ago when I was working on Rainforest Crunch by Needle Delights."

Sounds like the Stitching Zenith to me! Don't wake me up.

7 comments:

  1. that sounds awesome....maybe a side business in your plans? LOL Seriously someone that has land should do that....a constant group stitching spot.

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  2. That's a fantastic day dream! Did you make that guy an offer????
    Linda

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  3. Do you have a newsletter so I won't miss out on special events? Sign me up! LOL

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  4. Will the Orts Bar have bright Ott lights? "Stitching Zenith" sounds like a great name for your second shop!

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  5. oh my goodness!! This beats any daydream I have ever had!!! What a perfect world!!!!! Let's try and make it happen!

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  6. I'm already drunk with anticipation for your second business right next door, lol
    And dreaming of it being closer to me, of course
    Take care!!

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